Total Medals Earned: 33 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 765 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/125 points)
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Pleasure Daphne
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
When he sees it....
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
well! what is it!
prostration
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/300 points)
Reach maximum atmosphere
Scare all the people out of the house
Cause 10 suicides
Freak out 5 people at once
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Glimmer
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 1/51 (5/510 points)
Wood is used in the most important crafting recipes!
Use an anvil!
Feed two animals food to make a baby!
Use the potion stand to make a potion!
Enlarges the crafting area
Say "omnomnom" while you do that!
Use an enchantment table!
This is much cooler than using a sword!
Catch a fish with a fishing rod!
Furnaces will burn and smelt items
They're a renewable resource.
Next up, carrots and potatoes!
Use a furnace, coal, and iron ore to make iron ingots!
You can now mine diamonds... sparkle sparkle!
They will shoot fireballs at you like crazy!
Leather can be made into the first tier of armor
They explode if you fail!
Nothing's worse than a chicken with attitude.
But they're so warm and cuddly!
They pretty much will freak you out until you do anyway
Pigs drop pork, and you eat pork to live
Bahhh! They drop wool.
They will shoot arrows at you if you don't
Just make sure to wash you hands after!
They can climb walls
Careful though - you might need a sword
They typically attack in groups!
Open a door with redstone or a pressure plate!
You can craft or see your items in Mine Blocks.
Now you can build things
Reflect a ghast's fireball back at itself!
With this, you can also mine iron and make an iron pickaxe!
They'll be your best friends in the world!
Use an enderpearl to teleport!
Torches will light up the dark
Sleep is time travel!
Use this to mine stone and coal
Just a'nether thing to do!
They teleport, are fast, and do a lot of damage. Good luck!
I'm not lying!
The next step is going to the nether
You can't be much fancier than a diamond pickaxe!
It's a pretty fancy ore!
Mix water into pure lava!
Interstellar warping may occur.
Congratulations! You beat the first boss in Mine Blocks!
Find 7 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 8 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 9 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find all 10 items in Scavenger Hunt! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!